i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
Jessica Lange in American Horror Story (2011 - 2014)
american horror story
"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
Theo James as Aidan Harper in Case Sensitive
When your friends tryna go out
this episode changed me forever